Reason #467 that I am a terrible person
Me:What is that hideous noise?
Person: That would be a baby.
oops.
9 months ago
Why does the weather only turn scary night turning into day end of the world type weather when I’m home alone?
This is the second day in a row.
TAGS: im scared of thunder.
9 months ago
DOWNTON ABBEY BITCHESSSS
aka All y’all don’t know how good this is. Or if you do, you do.
9 months ago • 5 notes
"Who’s the black private dick
who’s the sex machine
with all the chicks?
SHAFT!
Can you dig it?
They say this can Shaft is a bad mother— Shut your mouth!
Talkin’ ‘bout Shaft."
who’s the sex machine
with all the chicks?
SHAFT!
Can you dig it?
They say this can Shaft is a bad mother— Shut your mouth!
Talkin’ ‘bout Shaft."
Fox Mulder
Who’s watching bad blood? S’me.
TAGS: the x-files. fox mulder. scully. bad blood.
10 months ago • 1 notes
ant royalty
Me - I was outside today and the freaking queen ant was crawling all over me!
Mom - How do you know it was the queen ant?
Dad - She was wearing a crown. Oh, sorry excuse me, a tiara. Day wear.
TAGS: my family....
10 months ago • 1 notes
thirty
i was very excited to find sarah dessen had a new book out. i love her books, they’re nice easy summer reads
TAGS: 365. reading book reading.
10 months ago • 2 notes
twenty-nine
why cant someone just pay me to be pretty? im down to be a trophy wife
TAGS: 365. just sitting around is my specialty.
10 months ago
twenty-seven and twenty-eight
soap opera viewing makes me terribly angry. just let john know its his frakking baby already!!! i’ve been waiting around for months for you guys to get your game together.
TAGS: 365. paternity tests. check that shit out people.
