Have you ever stopped And wondered about how weird looking bats are?
TAGS: For real though. bats man. and not batman.
4 months ago
4 months ago • 1 notes
Woman on TV - “After this, we’ll be together forever right?”
Coral - “Yeah! Me, you, and all your prison tattoos.”
Mom (correcting) - “Tats. Prison tats.”
Dad (correcting again) - “Ink.”
TAGS: my family.... we be gangsta yo.
1 year ago
Reason #467 that I am a terrible person
Me:What is that hideous noise?
Person: That would be a baby.
oops.
1 year ago
Why does the weather only turn scary night turning into day end of the world type weather when I’m home alone?
This is the second day in a row.
TAGS: im scared of thunder.
1 year ago
DOWNTON ABBEY BITCHESSSS
aka All y’all don’t know how good this is. Or if you do, you do.
1 year ago • 5 notes
"Who’s the black private dick
who’s the sex machine
with all the chicks?
SHAFT!
Can you dig it?
They say this can Shaft is a bad mother— Shut your mouth!
Talkin’ ‘bout Shaft."
who’s the sex machine
with all the chicks?
SHAFT!
Can you dig it?
They say this can Shaft is a bad mother— Shut your mouth!
Talkin’ ‘bout Shaft."
Fox Mulder
Who’s watching bad blood? S’me.
TAGS: the x-files. fox mulder. scully. bad blood.
1 year ago • 1 notes
ant royalty
Me - I was outside today and the freaking queen ant was crawling all over me!
Mom - How do you know it was the queen ant?
Dad - She was wearing a crown. Oh, sorry excuse me, a tiara. Day wear.
TAGS: my family....
1 year ago • 1 notes
thirty
i was very excited to find sarah dessen had a new book out. i love her books, they’re nice easy summer reads
TAGS: 365. reading book reading.
